by Rati Agrawal

 

 

What’s Your Secret?

We all have deep dark secrets that we’re so not ready for the world to know. The skeletons in our closet doing a ramp walk would in fact be our worst nightmare, wouldn’t it? Well, we’re asking you if you’ve got the guts to tell us what it is you are hiding from the world. Go anonymous and spill your secret. Here are some secrets we’ve heard lately that would be better off taken to the grave.

1. I don’t love him. I just lust after him.

2. I am sleeping with him for his money.

3. I do funny things while showering.

4. I am not a commitment phobe. I just don’t want to marry him.

5. Yeah, I went under the knife, but you don’t know it.

6. I pick my nose; so what?

7. I have decided to leave him, just have to figure out when!

8. I hate his new girlfriend but smile when she is around.

9. That hand painted painting I gave you on your birthday, I didn’t paint that.

10. I hate books, I just pretend to like them around pseudo-intellectuals.

11. Yes I eat a lot, but I have the boobs to show for it.

12. I can’t break up with him, because my birthday is just around the corner.

13. I am not fat, I am just healthy.

14. I sometimes fart in the public… oops! Most of the time….

15. I weigh more than I care to admit.

16. Yes, I am just 29. Okay, I am not.

17. My left boob is bigger than the right.

18. I have a crush on my best friend’s boy.

19. I secretly watch saas-bahu serials!

20. I pretend to be Ms. Know-It-All, but inside I’m just too innocent.

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