Check this out: 20 things you can’t get pregnant from

by Anna Breslaw

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1. You can’t get pregnant from giving a blowjob.

2. You can’t get pregnant from receiving oral sex.

3. You can’t get pregnant from sitting on a man’s lap while he is wearing pants.

4. You can’t get pregnant from sexual thoughts.

5. You can’t get pregnant from humping an inanimate object.

6. You can’t get pregnant from a toilet seat.

7. You can’t get pregnant from giving a handjob in a Jacuzzi.

8. You can’t get pregnant from anal sex.

9. You can’t get pregnant when you’re already pregnant.

10. Your baby can’t get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant.

11. You can’t get pregnant from dry humping.

12. You can’t get pregnant from being f__gered.

13. You can’t get pregnant from memorizing the theme song of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

14. You can’t get pregnant from thinking too hard.

15. You can’t get pregnant from looking into the eyes of a schnauzer.

16. You can’t get pregnant from eating General Tso’s Chicken.

17. You can’t get pregnant from hating Mondays.

18. You can’t get pregnant from dancing like no one is watching.

19. You can’t get pregnant from watching Finding Nemo with your niece.

20. You can’t get pregnant from blotting your pizza.

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