Blue Ivy Carter is now one year old, which is amazing, since it seems like yesterday that her mother allegedly gave birth to her. Yes, we still use the term allegedly, since there is that interesting story about how Beyonce’s baby bump mysteriously crinkled on live television. But whoever made the baby, she is adorable.
When Blue Ivy was born, Twitter nearly crashed and the world nearly had a heart attack. We have no idea why people are so obsessed over the birth of someone else’s child, and we are also not sure why people worship Beyonce and Jay-Z like they’re royalty. But we do know that if they follow the pattern of their good friends Will and Jada, you can expect Blue Ivy to be gyrating on stage like her mama in no time.
Happy Birthday Blue Ivy. May 2013 be an exciting year for you, since you will probably make more money at the age of one than most of us earn in our lifetimes.
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