“We’ll give ONE WEEK of free sex if Eagles win the cup” – Association of Nigerian Prostitutes

by Chidi Okoye

Nigeria Ethiopia

The Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) has congratulated the Super Eagles of Nigeria for moving on to the quarter finals stage of the Orange African Cup of Nations, South Africa 2013, urging them to go for gold.

The ANP, in a statement issued through its national secretary, Jessica Elvis, urged the national team to make the country proud by moving on to the finals and returning with the trophy.

“We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition.

We want to assure them of our usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our lost glory in football.

Jessica added that the association would declare one week of free sex if the Eagles win the trophy.

“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy,” she added. Investigation revealed some members of the association are in South Africa ‘supporting’ the national team.

The Super Eagles would be confronting the Ivorian national team, the Elephants, in a knockout stage on Sunday.

Comments (7)

  1. God? Sins? Christian country? You guys are kidding, right? I mean, being 2013 and all… you judging people according to some rules based on what some imaginary white-bearded fella told to mankind, that can only be some kind of bad joke.

    1. I like this Fer. Crazy people, Nigerians!

  2. U guys shld keep ur mouth shot nd dnt judge anybody,ar u people God,u guy shld look for Job for dem nd see if dey wld nt work.

  3. Does Nigerian Govt recognize and approve this associatn? I think such a thing should not exist in a xtian country like Nigeria. Jesica I sugest should be punished not only 4 being a registered prostitute but 4 her shamelessness

  4. foolish Elvins, what is special about sex. U don’t have respect 4 ur self. Don’t u know pre-marital sex is a sin? Any tin we do we must account 4 it when we die

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