by Lekan Olanrewaju

From Fernando Torres finally ending his 5-month goal drought to more on the Mo’ Hits break up, check out what had everybody talking on twitter yesterday.

@ged: Praise the Lord! Fenando Torres has finally located the goal post. [the news reaches Barcelona] – http://t.co/2liHDzzA

@maryero: The day Mo Abudu allows her guests speak without constantly interrupting, will be the day the economy improves.

@seyitaylor: I’m asking again, “why do black Africans seem to have a difficulty forming corporations?” @DoubleEph @eefeanyi @IamSnazz #DBanjDonJazzy

@BorowitzReport: After spending a week exposed to Santorum and Romney I seriously doubt Puerto Ricans want statehood now.

@AbangMercy: Nigerian Children have a higher chance of being killed by poverty than terrorism. #Mercyfacts

@rosanwo: Maybe Chelsea should win the FA, they always win something after firing a coach mid season, right?

@NubianCzar: Germany has a new president today… Their presidents are like that expensive painting you hide somewhere nobody sees it… #useless

@funmix77: Cos of PHCN, ordinary cold water is now a luxury. To sit down at home na war, cos heat go nearly finish person.

@Joan_Rivers: I love the St. Patrick’s Day Parade although there was too much drinking this year. They marched in place for 5 hours and no one noticed.

@naijadaydreamer: Another nollywood movie, another violent rape scene. And whys it always Jim Iyke? He has raped every major nollywod actress in a movie. Stupidity.